Nintendo Announces Their New System, The Nintendo Switch

Nintendo finally announced their new system yesterday, which was under the name NX, the Nintendo Switch. In my mind, the Nintendo 64 was the greatest system ever created, and the Gamecube was pretty damn fun. But the Wii and the Wii U kind of fell flat. What the Switch needs to do for me to buy it is just release new versions of old games. For instance, all of us growing up playing n64 remember the classics, like Super Mario 64, DK 64, Zelda, and Super Smash Bros. If they can release a new version of each of those games, this shit will sell like hot cakes. If I can get a new Donkey Kong game that is similar to DK 64, and not have to buy the red expansion pack to play it (OGs now what I am talking about),

Image result for red expansion pak nintendo 64 I will be copping the Switch at the midnight release. Let’s not forget, I need a new Mario Kart to kick this system off right. Even a remasterd version of Mario Kart 64 will do it for me. Imagine tearing up Moo Moo Farms like a bastid in new graphics? Shit would be lit. Nintendo, don’t fuck this up.


Brady Is Finally Back

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Tomorrow marks the day. Deflategate is finally over, and we can put that whole shit show behind us. The Patriots went 3-1 without Thomas (Mathew Slater voice), which to be perfectly honest, I didn’t see coming. Cleveland deserves this ass beating. They are killing the Red Sox right now, and thats really all that city deserves. They got their NBA trophy, and if the Indians do beat the Sox tomorrow, they are going to get crushed by Toronto. Cleveland has been getting far too cocky ever since they got their first taste of the high life back in June. I need Brady to throw at least 6, and bring that city back to reality. Browns suck,  and Cleveland is scum. You get Lebron and that is it. Pats win 45-10.

With The First Pick In The 2017 NBA Draft, The Boston Celtics Select…

Holy shit, look at this squad. I honestly thought these were all models for the newest Eastbay catalog, not the 2016-2017 Brooklyn Nets. They literally look like the group of guys you play a game to 21 at your YMCA. Honestly, if this team can somehow win more than 15 games this season I will  be shocked. Looking back 4 years later, the KG and Pierce trade may go down as the biggest steal in NBA history. In 2016, we drafted Jaylen Brown with the #3 pick thanks to the Nets, and if this picture above indicates anything, we will finally be getting that #1 over all pick in the draft. It should be a great season for the green, and I can’t wait for it to get started.